ok... ok... I'll add it to git...

stacks/netdata.yml

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+version: '3.8'
+
+# Netdata - Real-Time System Performance Monitoring
+# Phase 3: Monitoring & Management
+# Ports: 19999
+# GPU: No
+# Storage: Minimal (reads from host /proc and /sys)
+
+services:
+  netdata:
+    image: netdata/netdata:latest
+    container_name: netdata
+    restart: unless-stopped
+    hostname: tower-of-joy
+    ports:
+      - "19999:19999"
+    cap_add:
+      - SYS_PTRACE  # Required for process monitoring
+    security_opt:
+      - apparmor:unconfined
+    volumes:
+      - /proc:/host/proc:ro
+      - /sys:/host/sys:ro
+      - /var/run/docker.sock:/var/run/docker.sock:ro
+    environment:
+      - TZ=Europe/Amsterdam
+      # Optional: Claim to Netdata Cloud for remote access
+      # - NETDATA_CLAIM_TOKEN=your-claim-token
+      # - NETDATA_CLAIM_URL=https://app.netdata.cloud
+
+# After Deployment:
+# 1. Access http://localhost:19999
+# 2. Explore dashboard sections:
+#    - CPU usage
+#    - RAM usage
+#    - Disk I/O
+#    - Network traffic
+#    - Docker containers
+#    - GPU monitoring (if configured)
+# 3. Set up alerts (optional)
+# 4. Configure alarm notifications
+#
+# Features:
+# - Real-time graphs (1s granularity)
+# - Per-container metrics
+# - System health monitoring
+# - Historical data
+# - Low resource overhead